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I'm always awake past midnight.
I am not to be taken seriously,
I'll probably hurt your feelings.
you know in like 20 or 30 years or so theres gonna be a section in history books dedicated to this time period where gays were fighting for their right to marry and suffering from discrimination
and the kids learning about it in class are going to be disgusted by the mere fact that gays had to even try to fight for what was rightfully theirs
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@14 hours ago with 36064 notesWayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3,000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50The points mattered to someone
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@1 day ago with 14881 notes@1 day ago with 30326 notesthe mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alexander the alright
watcha gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk
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freezing ur boyfriends and saving them for later
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@1 week ago with 986 notes“why must bad things happen to good people” I whisper to myself as my hair tie breaks mid-bun
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